Hrmm what do you think this is?

Read between the lines in these excerpts I took from a website.

Aaron Carter is engaged

Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche - who previously dated his brother Nick (me -hrmm now how did he do that?) - after proposing to her Saturday in Las Vegas while they were onstage in front of 200 people during the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort. "I'm very excited about it," Peniche tells People. "Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He's kind, loving, and I love him so much. I don't remember it happening. It was such a blur," says Peniche about the surprise proposal. "I had no idea he was going to do this, but I'm glad he did." Call me a prude but I don't think I'd ever marry somebody knowing my brother has already screwed them.(me - sure aah?)  Then again I'd also never 'frost my tips' or sing pop ballads to 12-year-old girls. I would, however, talk like a pirate today. All day. Because that just makes sense. Yarr!

Scarlett Johansson loves her boobies

In the latest issue of InStyle Scarlett Johansson says she's in love with her breasts (me - if you see her pics, I too am love with her boobies) Actually she doesn't say that at all, but she's not totally disgusted by the way she looks. And that's practically like saying she's in love with her breasts. And even if it isn't, I think I've said it enough times to at least have her covered.

Victoria's Beckham slips her nipple

A more accurate title might be "Victoria's Beckham slips whatever the heck is on her chest" because I'm not actually sure if Victoria Beckham's nipple is condsidered a nipple anymore (me - man, what the hell is that then?) . If you want your breasts to look that incredibly fake why bother with surgery at all? You might as well just stuff your bra with Legos.(me - man, it must looked very boxy and squarerish.  How does a square nipple look like?) I drew two concentric circles onto a grapefruit using a permanent marker and it still looks more human than whatever she has going on. So does my niece's Barbie doll. And maybe even the fire hydrant outside my apartment.

Man, what stuff goes around nowdays in the scene.  Hope you had a pleasant read.

Source: www.chicchannel.com